Door and Window Jokes
- Do they have a doorbell on the School for the Deaf?
- If there is a sign on a window saying "Keep Closed At All Times" why did they build the window?
- Is it true that windows are male because you can see through them and because they're a pane?
- What would happen if you installed a trap window instead of a trap door? And wouldn't this be the same as a normal window?
- Why is it when a door is open it's ajar but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
- Why do people always ask where that door goes to? Don't doors always stay where they are?
- Why is it that when you want to open a locked door and you only have one hand free the key will be in your opposite pocket?
- Why is it that the only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom?
- How come so many university students will leave their room, lock the door behind them, and THEN check to see if they have their keys?
- Didn't you know that if it weren't for venetian blinds, it would be curtains for everybody?
- Why do the entry doors to most homes open inward, while in most public buildings, the entry doors open outward?
- Why do people answer their door? Did it ask them a question?
- Why is it that people are wanting more windows, when at the same time they're wanting privacy?
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