Keith Sagalow, Inc.
Certified Building Contractor 
Sarasota, Florida 34241-5923

License No. CBC1251528
FULLY INSURED

Door and Window Jokes

1. Do they have a doorbell on the School for the Deaf?
2. If there is a sign on a window saying "Keep Closed At All Times" why did they build the window?
3. Is it true that windows are male because you can see through them and because they're a pane?
4. What would happen if you installed a trap window instead of a trap door? And wouldn't this be the same as a normal window?
5. Why is it when a door is open it's ajar but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
6. Why do people always ask where that door goes to? Don't doors always stay where they are?
7. Why is it that when you want to open a locked door and you only have one hand free the key will be in your opposite pocket?
8. Why is it that the only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom?
9. How come so many university students will leave their room, lock the door behind them, and THEN check to see if they have their keys?
10. Didn't you know that if it weren't for venetian blinds, it would be curtains for everybody?
11. Why do the entry doors to most homes open inward, while in most public buildings, the entry doors open outward?
12. Why do people answer their door?  Did it ask them a question?
13. Why is it that people are wanting more windows, when at the same time they're wanting privacy?